By all means, stop the buses

We need Angels (like her) to stop the thousands of "phantom voters"

Dear Bernado,
I am really concerned about the thousands of extra voters generated from postal votes and thousands of voting hundred year olds who apparently are definitely voting for the BN coalition. How is the opposition ever going to win?

All my efforts to listen to ceramahs and registering as a voter is useless if my vote can't even make a difference.

Regards,
Fall-Out-Boy.



Dear Fall-Out-Boy,
That is why you need to start praying for Angels to come down and 'distract' these phantom voters. No, seriously. I can't agree with you more. But there is one thing you could do.

You can start a group - say - call yourselves - Bus-Busters. The likes of the PAS people who stopped 9 buses recently.

You can organised yourselves and have road blocks and car blocks to stop all these buses carrying 'phantom voters'. These buses are busy hoping from one polling station to the next. It has been practised for years now.

Of course, you can mark these bastards with paint (red paint like what some one did to the EC chairman's house) and then it is clear to everyone that they are Phantom Buses. If you can't spray them with paint, you can then employ another tactic.

Get nail guns and nail the Bus tyres.
If you votes cant make a difference, remember at least your nails will.

Pic credits: memiscom

It's going to burst, BN I mean

THIS pretty model is in danger of popping out ... in a cheeky balloon bikini! The quirky underwear set was designed by American artist Steven Jones.

The funny thing is - some people's over-confidence will be burst come 8 March.