Friday, October 19, 2007

Azalina Lesbian riding our Angkasawan

Dear Bernado,

What a mess up country we are living in! I just read that our infamous lesbian minister riding our very own Angkasawan, who I was told is gay. I always thought lesbians ride other lesbians and gays ride with gays. No wonder our country is in confusion!

Sincerely,
Confused.



Dear Confused,
Apparently you are confused.

Basically our Angkasawan is a cool hardcore bike and Azalina is just riding hardcore to show she is the "male-side" of a lesbian. And apparently she wants more racing tracks for our Mat Rempits. This is good, because more development contracts can ge awarded to our poor Umno members. If only Mat Rempits ride these bikes instead of those embarrasing carps.